I Don't Know Much About Classic Cars

So here's the down low. I want to get some Chucks. Some crazy ones. I want really bright colored ones, like lime green and yellow and purple and bright ass pink or something. And I'm going to draw on them with bright colored Sharpies. And then, yes it keeps going, I'm getting knee-high stripped socks to wear with them. It'll be amazing. I can't wait. I keep seeing all these chucks that are really plain and just...yeah, I want to change that. Crystal one-ups me though, she's getting ones in every color and never where a matching pair. It'll be amazing. I know you're jealous. Mine will just have brightly colored laves and doodles. We're gonna take the fashion industry by storm. people are going to steal our idea and then I'll kick their ass with my brightly colored Chocks. With mis-matched socks. Sound odd? It is. But just wait. It'll be the next big trend once Crystal starts doing it. I mean seriously, how many septum rings have you seen recently? Like a million. She got one before it was cool. I was killin' before killin' was cool.

This picture does not do justice to my idea. But it gets the point across. I'm just really bored.